This is ICP s Shaggy 2 Dope doing an interview with Rude Boy in 2005 on Insaneclownposse.com.
Friday, December 23, 2005
Saturday, November 5, 2005
Violent J • Weekly Freekly • Number 0200
Weekly Freekly: Number 0200
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Aloha, bitch! That's all I can say. What can you say to me that's fresher than that? Ninja, I'm coming to you live and direct, from my house, BUT, I was just on the white sands of Waikiki for a Scarface, boss-style wedding playa... In Hawaii! Dolphins were doing backflips, and puffer fish were puffin' on coconut-flavored blunts. The starfish we're chillin' hard as fuck. Starfish move so slow you can't even see them moving, that's how hard starfish chill.
Who got married you ask? I thought you knew. We first broke the news to your eardrums on the ICP hotline about a month ago. See, many of you ninjas fail to understand the freshness of the ICP hotline. It's been around since 19 fuckin' 92. Many times we drop neutron bombs of news on the ICP hotline, and ninjas never even know it. Today, the internet is the place to be for info, there's no doubt about that, but LONG LIVE THE FUCKIN' HOTLINE! Anyhow, the groom is none other than your homie, my homie, our homie, everybody's fuckin' Juggalo homie, Alex Abbiss. The Captain of What's Happenin'. Double A himself. I'm talkin' about the CEO, shinin' like C3P0, the one and only Alex Abbiss. The very ninja of Psychopathic Records. And introducing his lovley missus... The ultra-special, eccentric, extraordinary, the one and only, Ms. Niki Abbiss. Megaton congratulations to them both.
Man, right now I'm checkin' out some fresh-ass Rotten Radio.com And they're playin' all this old school ICP. It's giving my forehead panic-blasts of freshness. You see ninjas, I love all our shit. New, old, right, wrong, it don't matter to me. I love the shit you love and I love the shit you ain't feelin'. I love it all. It's all part of ICP's fresh history so far. So believe me ninjas, chillin' with Mike E. Clark again is fuckin' absolutely fuckin' awesomely dope. You have to understand the whole picture. The timing is perfect and everything just feels so right to be back workin' with Mike again. Just like when ICP and Mike went our separate ways 5 or 6 years ago, we both felt like the timing was perfect for that then as well.
The truth is the truth, and the truth is there was never any stale-ass beef of any kind between ICP and Mike E. Clark and that's fuckin' cool. Both Mike and us are extra happy and proud of that. We never fell out. We've always stayed real respectful of each other no matter what... like some real-ass Juggalo playas. We just all felt like, at that point back then, in like 2000, we had done enough with each other, and both us and Mike wanted to do other flavors. We all wanted to head down new paths at that time. And we did.
Well, a lot has happened since then. Shaggy and I have made music with mad other ninjas since then and all of them we're fuckin' fresh to us. I mean that. Mike P. especially, as well as Fritz The Cat, and Esham. We really learned a lot of new skills from each person. Over the last 5 years ICP took our music down all kinds of new avenues and adventures. As I just said, I love all our music, but I'll tell you this much right freekin' now kid... getting wicked and puttin' it down with Mike E. Clark again, right now, on the mighty fuckin' Tempest album and beyond, sounds like a pretty fuckin' perfectly devastating idea to us. I couldn't be more geeked up and giddy about it all.
We were all sittin' around kickin' it with King Gordy and Prozac one day, who came by the Lotus Pod. We invited them to come hang out at Twiztid's Man's Myth record-release party that next night in Detroit. They showed up and brought with them Mike E Clark. I turned around and there he was, chillin'. We was so geeked to be talking to each other again that we kicked it together all fuckin' night long. From that day on, we been playin' each other our new shits and from there it was on and poppin' again.
Let me tell your brainwaves a thing or fuckin' two. Shaggy and myself are holders of what we call THE SACRED KEY. This key we hold opens any door in the world. It don't matter what kind of door you're talking about. This key we got, can open it with ease. Front doors, jail cells, safes, vaults, bedrooms, secret rooms, bolt locks, whut. You can fuckin' draw a picture of a door on the wall with a crayon and this key will open that bitch. It also can start any car, any boat, airplane, space shuttle, it can even launch nuclear missiles. This is the key to eternal magic, my friends. But the thing is, Shaggy and myself only hold half of this key. Because this Sacred Key is made of two parts. Shaggy and I were givin' half of the key and Mike E. Clark was given the other half of the key. You see, only when we're together as one, do we truly hold the power of The Sacred Key.
Together with Mike E. Clark, we hold the key to open millions and millions of new locked doors, and flex all of our true skills of magic. We bring the Incredible Hulk out of Mike E. Clark, and Mike brings the Mr. Hyde out of ICP. The time is now for us to come together and put our key to work. The first thing we're gonna open is your skulls. These are the days after the mighty 6 Jokers Cards. The dawn of a new era. An unknown era with all new possibilities. Our new shit The Tempest is just now entering the earth's outer stratosphere, and yes... it's on it's way. It is coming so soon, there is no time to be prepared for the absolute madness the storm will bring.
Both Mike and us couldn't wait to get started back together. We had to jump into some shit right now to get us warmed up.
Like perfect timing, ICP's Forgotten Freshness 4 is up to bat. We all thought it would be hella fresh if Mike did some brand new remixes of some of the stuff we did without him, just for purposes of flavor and freshness. Mike jumped right on them and started beatin' 'em down. He remixed "Juggalo Homies" off Shangri-La, and "CPKs" off Hell's Pit.
Also, as if that ain't enough devastation for your tiny little pea-brain to handle, we will now step on and smear it. Because also featured in FF4 is the very 1st brand new ICP/Mike E. Clark song in over five years, and it's been a long-ass nickel. But that shit is finally here for your earortas. The song is called "Wicked Hellaween" and it's also this year's Hallowicked free giveaway CD in Detroit. All y'all other cities get the bone on the free CD tip, sorry.
Special guests on FF4, including the guest on the extra Hallowicked disc (which has all 13 Hallowicked songs) are as follows: Your mother, Fresh Kid Ice, Fish 'N' Grits, Kottonmouth Kings, Mack 10, Tech N9ne, Vanilla Ice, Bone Thugs, MC Breed, and a whole slew of Hatchet Fam Swingas. So CHOP! FF4 gots all never-heard-before ICP songs, including songs that never made it on to Shangri-La and Hell's Pit for whatever reasons. Plus Mike E. Clark even found two songs that were recorded way back in 1993, and have never been heard before, anywhere, until now on FF4.
And much love to Strange Music and Tech N9ne for some extra-special freshness on FF4. You see, there is also a brand fuckin new ICP/Tech N9ne song that was just recorded this month for FF4 called "Mad House". Plus FF4 features never heard before skits, intros, and other freshness dating all the way back to Riddlebox as well as a lot more dope ass never heard before, dug up and forgotten shit.
Several ninjas cried about Shaggy 2 Dope's album getting delayed AGAIN. Look we understand that it's been delayed a few times, but, I mean what's ten years? Relax, because it's back on track with a release date yet again. This time is final. February 21st will be the day that Fuck The Fuck Off will finally drop. I put my balls on that promise. Shaggy is back at work on it, right now. As your eyeballs are reading this, he is in the studio. And guess who's in there working with him. Mike E. Clark is, that's who. Mike's got some seriously dope new tracks to add to Shaggy's already fresh album. And now that FF4 is off to the pressing plant, Shaggy's shit is RIGHT NOW. It would have been out sooner than February 21st, but the entire music industry shuts down for the Holidays. Pressing plants and everything. So we lose a month right there. February 21st is the soonest we could bless your heads with some Fuck The Fuck Off.
Drive-By is finally here. We thought we'd have it for y'all on the Twiztid/ABK tour, but I fucked that up. I spoke too quick. Them CD's took too long to come back. The album should be available through Hatchet Gear by the end of next week. Once again. Listen, we put up that free song to show ya how for real this Drive-By shit is. Right now that CD is everybody's favorite shit up at the Hatchet. I got my Ponys on right now, bitch. They were only 35 bucks too. And they're fresh because I'm representin' Drive-By every time I put my Ponys down. Deep bass and fresh voices. I love the whole feel of Drive-By. It's some real, wayback shit from Killa and Blaze.
You wanna talk about the Soopa Villainz? Go to Soopavillainz.com because Mr. Heart has the debut of his brand new newsletter called "From the Heart" going up on Monday. And he's got fat news on a lot of shit that's going down with the Soopa Villainz all before Christmas! Shows, videos, new releases all coming before Santa even puts his blew-out socks on. SV is on some other shit. I seen Faygoluvers.net showing love with that fresh SV design, that's the fuckin' shit.
Yo, this lil' book came out about ICP. We ain't got any idea who put it out or anything. Some company someplace. I wanna tell you how I feel about it. Coming from me, one of the guys in the group, that shit blew my forehead back two more inches. That's why my forehead's so big now. I'm always getting my wig pushed back from shit. That shit is fuckin' awesome. That's how I feel. Plus all them fresh-ass photos I ain't never seen before. I read it, and yeah, all their info came from my book, but so fuckin' what. That's the real information anyway, so who cares where the source is. I think that book is fuckin' fresh to me and we all felt real flattered by it. I mean, yeah they're tryna get paid off us, but its fresh that they would pick us to invest in. I don't know how everybody out there feels about it but I fuckin' love that book and recommend that shit to everybody for the pictures alone.
Wrestling News
Well, the Rude Boy turned on me. It all happened at an IWA East Coast show in West Virginia. Rudy was wrestling Mad Man Pondo and lost like a girl. Rudy's going into his emotional thank you, goodbye speech when suddenly Sabu hit the ring and starts stabbin' Rudy half to death. Rudy got to bleed twice in one match. That's when I hit the ring to everybody's surprise and make the save all fresh like. But after I chase off Sabu, I'm going up each corner getting my cheap props when Rude Boy nailed me with a chair shot that I oversold for like ten minutes. That bastard. I'm going back to West Virginia to fight Rudy in a steel cage on November 15th. And guess who the special guest referee is... Shaggy 2 fuckin' Dope. It's gonna be fun because Rudy thinks I'm gonna lock up and put him in a head lock or something. He thinks we're gonna wrestle a match, but I'm gonna beat his ass for-real style instead. That's all I gotta say at this moment in time about that right there. That and Rudy's really my boy so don't get your thong twisted around your nuts.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, that's it y'all. I wanna give a shout out to all the people everywhere reading this. I love y'all, Shaggy loves y'all, the Hatchet loves y'all. But I especially do because you read this shit right here. Your still reading my shit right now. As we speak right now in this very moment in time you are reading my shit. Thank you ninjas and much Clown Love.
Peace and I'm out like Gilligan.
Wednesday, October 5, 2005
Friday, September 16, 2005
Shaggy 2 Dope • Interview • Rude Boy • 9/16/05
This is an interview Shaggy 2 Dope did on Insaneclownposse.com on 9-16-05. This is a damn good interview. I do not own any of this.
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Friday, August 5, 2005
Violent J • Weekly Freekly • Number 32121
Weekly Freekly: Number 32121
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What is up y'all. I just walked into the house and started typing. Why? Because I'm all geeked up and giddy and I gotta tell y'all about this freshness. You see, I just got back from the Michigan State Fair. Only mere hours ago, Hatchet Don Billy Bill entered and WON the Michigan State Fair Demolition Derby. His fresh car was called "The Hell's Pit" and it was looking pretty fuckin' devastating. Peep the photos on next week's Pic of the Week. Billy had more fans there to see him than the State Fair had. We were off the hook too, cheering and screaming, and gettin' live as hell for Billy Bill. He outlasted the other cars and won that bitch. After it was over and the other cars were destroyed, Billy showed off and held the checkered flag out his window as he took laps around the track. That shit was really dope and the next time he races, we'll post the date and location right here on the website so that you can come get live with us if you want.
Twiztid is headed out with a convoy of tanks, hummers, trucks, and all kinds of military style warfare for their nationwide assault known as the Man's Myth Tour. They got Anybody Killa with them as well so you know that shit is real serious. As I sit here typing this I'm listening to hatchetradio.com and they're bumpin' that new Twiztid right now. The one thing about Twiztid to me is that there is no one thing. There's endless things. They come in so many fuckin' styles. Every record takes you someplace unexplored. Man's Myth and Mutant both are like whole catalogs of brand-new sounds and styles. Never try to predict anything them boys do, because you can't do it, dude. They're just too fuckin' creative to do anything twice over. They blow your brain and just when you get it back together they drop another joint and blow it again. There CD's are like lil' cases of pre-rolled Northern Lights blunts.
Man, what a Gathering y'all. We hope everybody had a good time, now that everyone is home and safe and chillin'. Some ninjas had flights home, some had rides home, some had to walk home, some ninjas might still be there waitin for next year. I don't know though, that might not be a good idea. We're thinking about bringin' the Gathering someplace else next year. I mean, don't get me wrong, we loved having the Gathering at Nelson Ledges, but the owner of the place has banned us from ever coming back again. So therefore we've been thinkin' about maybe moving it next year. We probably will. Maybe we can have it someplace else for a few years and then come back! That would be fresh, but who knows. All I know is that, once again this year's was outta this galaxy for me and Shaggy. The 2 Live Crew fuckin' turned that shit out. I know some of y'all were at their after party all night long at Club Crunk, and y'all seen it. Y'all witnessed the madness. You know what I'm talkin' about. For me personally, the whole weekend was fuckin' too much for me to actually comprehend. I have to go home first, and finish processing all the information, which takes about a week or two. All I'm saying is I'm a huge fan of wrestling, and I was up in Club Chaos with Jeff Jarrett and Abyss like, "Whut?" Terry Funk wrote about us in his book. I can't believe it all. And Club Chaos was so fuckin' dope this year, when you really stopped and checked it all out, it was stunning. Yo, all I'm saying is they had VIP parking for certain golf carts. And I was on the list, byatch. That shit was so off the hook this year, they had surprise live performances from just about everybody that played at the Gathering. It was Kayos all night long. Peep out their fresh website at clubchaos.net, but if you weren't there, you'll never really get it.
This year's JCW vs. TNA war was the absolute nuke. The Rude Boy and myself, along with help from 2 Tuff Tony worked real hard writing the matches up to try to make the wrestling the shit this year. I know that it was packed around the ring on Friday, way less ninjas on Saturday (I'm guessin' because ninjas was passed the fuck out) and packed again on Sunday. We had a lot of really great fuckin' wresters this year and congratulations to Mad Man Pondo who is the new JCW World Champion. If you see Pondo is going to be wrestling in your town, go see him defend our belt and throw a quarter at him for me. Thanks to TNA for getting down and dirty with the Juggalos in the woods. Them guys belong at heart. We're family forever with them boys. Thanks again to all the wrestlers for really pouring it on this year. Especially Evil Dead who made a special rare appearance in the ring on Sunday, saving me and Joey from a dangerous situation.
This year for the first time we had mixed martial arts fights at nighttime. The Friday Night Fights were the best for me. Some people thought it was fake. If it was, they schooled us at Psychopathic too because we didn't know. All I can say for sure is after seeing what I saw, next year JCW's going to be the ones having the midnight matches. Because that ring looked so fresh up under those lights at nighttime. Plus the crowd was all feelin' extra drunk and crazy. So it's official, next year it's gonna be JCW's Midnight Massacre Wrestling. The shoot-fighter guys can have the hot-ass day slot with the sun beatin' on them instead.
Man, we ain't been on the road this year yet. We're basically taking this year off. We're reloading all our guns. Changing our tires. Tune-ups, refills, oil changes, and all that dope shit. We're spending some good time with our families at home this year too. We're fuelin' up good because next year Insane Clown Posse has our biggest attack ever laid out. Next year we will bring you ninjas the biggest HEAT WAVE of our whole careers as professional professionals. Wait and see, bitch, wait.... and... see.... So we've been deep in the lab, down in the tunnels working and when Dark Lotus got to walk out on that stage, Friday night at the Gathering, and see that sea of Juggalos, it felt like our first time again. And when me and Shaggy took the stage Sunday night, you could see the steam rising up off all the ninjas. And when the spotlights lit up on y'all, it looked just like it did at Woodstock. A Woodstock of real-ass Juggalos.
And who would join us on stage? The legendary madman, the chairman of the boards, Mike E. Clark. All over your face with slap-boxin' blows of freshness. He was the secret weapon for y'all. He was our surprise attack at the Seminar. And ninjas was crying. Ninjettes was passin' out left and right. News helicopters were crashing into each other above. At the ending of our show, 2 liters was flying, wrestlers was suplexing each other, a fire hose was blasting, 100 clowns was dancin', rappers and rockers were everywhere, Zug Thug Syn was singin', "We'll never die alone!!!" Fuckin' you name it. That shit was unbawevable.
Before Twiztid took the stage on Saturday night, Jumpsteady, Shaggy and myself walked out there on stage and we showed everybody the trailer for our new series... Chronicles of the Dark Carnival. We showed y'all, we schooled y'all. Just in case somebody thought we was bullshittin', now ya know. That shit was lookin' all fresh too wasn't it? Yes it was. Our boy, Roy Sota along with Ry-Ry and the rest of his henchmen are directing and filming the whole series. You can also thank your boy Roy for that new fresh-ass Twiztid video and the new Twiztid collectible action figures. He does all that. Roy gets props a lot because Roy is the boy. Roy Sota has skills like Yoda. I myself just call him Roy Yoda. Oh, and also coming soon from Roy your boy are the rare and devastating Soopa Villainz exclusive figures.
Now peep this. This is no lie, bitch. We finally have a winner. As if you ain't heard, we officially have a fuckin' winner of the Underground Psychos Contest. Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only, well actually the two and only.. Axe Murder Boyz! They won with fuckin' 52% of the vote. That's how close it was. The vote box had all types of shit in it besides just vote coins too because y'all mother fuckers play too much. We had to fuckin' hose off the coins. But we counted them out and on Sunday, Alex came into my trailer and told me the news... "Well it was really fuckin' close... really, REALLY fuckin close," he said. It was AMB over PLC with 52% of the vote. Wow. Out of all the coins handed out with Gathering tickets, only about 3000 ninjas voted. I probably would have saved that fresh-ass vote coin too though. That bitch is a souvenir. Think about it.
Some ninjas might question our tactic of having the Gathering Juggalos only vote for the final winner, but that's because there's too many questionable tactics with just the internet. And look how close it was! Now earlier in the polls, the Playaz Lounge Crew we're showing the most promise from the start. But when Gathering time came around, apparently a rumor spread that PLC wasn't really Juggalos and many say that had a lot to do with the outcome. Well I've talked to those guys and they told me that rumor is straight up bullshit. They were and are Juggalos for life and always will be. Those PLC guys are real good people. Rumors are for little gay girls anyway.
As for the Axe Murder Boyz, they FUCKIN' EARNED THEIR VICTORY. Fair and square. They started off kind of slow in the polls but they just kept climbing up and up. Then they made final two. At the Gathering they fuckin' tore that shit up on stage Friday and that did them a lot of good. They won, fair and square and we're bringin' them to Detroit to get to work very soon. I like those guys. I can already tell you this. Anybody Killa and Blaze are going to hit the road later this year for a national tour and Axe Murder Boyz will be joining them on that tour. Congratulations to them ninjas, and everybody get ready to see them tear shit up on stage in your hood.
I mentioned Mike E. Clark was at the Gathering and I know you've heard by now, Mike E. Clark is the official and sole producer of our mighty Tempest album. That is right.
Just like us, since we parted ways, Mike E. Clark has been keeping very busy working with all types of ninjas. But the separate paths we took 5 years ago have finally remerged into the same road once again. And that's the road to the top. We're all proud of how everything played out for each other. We each needed time to get out and do other things and gain experience in this rap game.
BUT SCHOOL'S OUT AND ITS TIME TO GET TO WORK. THE TIME HAS COME FOR US TO SPLIT YOUR FOREHEADS OPEN LIKE NEDENS... THE WICKED CLOWNS ARE COMING BITCH. WHAT IS THE TEMPEST? LOOK IT UP, SLAP NUTS. IT'S A GIANT STORM OF HORRIFIC PROPORTIONS. A HURRICANE OF ICP'S HISTORY AND FUTURE, SLAMMIN' AND SPINNIN' AROUND TOGETHER VIOLENTLY. WE WANT OLD CLASSIC SHIT, NEW CLASSIC SHIT, SHIT FROM OUTTA NOWHERE. OLD SOUNDS RE-FREAKED, NEW SOUNDS STABBING THROUGH THE OLD SCHOOL. ICP's soft side, OUR HARDEST SIDE, MELODIC, EROTIC, AND DEMONIC SIDES. A STORM HITTIN' YOU WITH EVERYTHING WE GOT IN THE WORLD. WHAT WILL IT SOUND LIKE? BRILLIANTLY TWISTED REFLECTIONS OF ALL SIX JOKERS CARDS, WITH A CROW'S-EYE VIEW OF THE FUTURE. That's what the Tempest is gonna sound like.
But before all that, you get to peep all this... ICP's Forgotten Freshness 4!!! Featuring about 10 never before heard ICP tracks as well as remixes of songs off Hell's Pit and Shangri-La. Remixes done by who, you ask? I thought you mighta knew, Mike E. Clark and the "E" stands for "YEAH BITCH". It's seriously going down on for FF4 because did I mention that it's also a double CD? Yes, it's true. The other bonus CD is the Hallowicked Album. It features every Hallowicked single ever done in order. That's 13 songs. Lucky 13, too! All Halloween-style. It's the Hallowicked Album complete from 1992 to 2005. Now that's fresh. Fuck what anybody says.
Oh yeah, in case you haven't noticed, our planet is under massive attack. the SOOPA VILLAINZ have arrived. Hope y'all like the album style. THE SOOPA DOOPAS. Just know that when you see the first Soopa Villainz concert, it's going to flip your face over. Because that's how hard you're gonna get slapped with originality. Just wait till you see how the Soopa Villainz do it at their live shows. Bring a medical bag. The Soopa Villainz have only one show scheduled for right now. They are playing Detroit in November. The show's gonna be filmed for the rest of y'all on the internet.
Check this out, I mentioned a minute ago about how ABK and BLAZE was going to be hittin' the road in November. Well, let me tell y'all what they got going on.
Drive-By. That's what.
DB is big time fresh as hell to us in the Hatchet fam. Listen, I'll tell you why. See, when it comes to rap styles, way, way, back in the day, it was all about BASS. At least in our city it was. I'm talking about riding down the block knockin' so loud your license plate screws fall out. Way, way back then, it was like the harder the bass in your trunk was, the harder you was. You were sayin' "I ain't scared, I'm not just riding down this block, but I'm lettin' every-fuckin'-body know I'm right here. Bumpin'." Anyway I don't wanna sound outta date, but fuck that cause that shit's classic. I'm talking about that old school bass-rap sound. Shit like old school Too Short, or old Magic Mike, or Ron C. I'm talking about that hard-ass, slow and thumpin' bass shit. Esham, Lavel, Shaggy, myself and of course Drive By all strongly agree. So we set out to bring it back through the new group DRIVE-BY. That unique sound of the BUMP. Drive-By is Killa and Blaze. But we all helped make this record as authentic and classic as it should be. We did straight up, hard-ass, slow tempo heavy bass tracks and Killa and Blaze fuckin' shined skills all over 'em... The record is called Pony Down. Check out the title track here.
Drive-By represents a whole look down to the shoe. And they rep that look all the time. The sound they have, the look they have, it's all a state of mind. I'm bettin' Juggalos will start showin' up with the look to rep. The look, the sound, the style, it's all Drive-By. You gotta hear it to feel it.
White t-shirt, black Kakis and white Ponys bitch. That's the look. Straight up and down and sideways across your cheeks. To help you understand the Drive-By sound, we've included a taste. This is just one song to help you realize the freshness of the Pony Down album. Listen to the song, let your ear drums remind your brain about the fuckin' 808 BASS that is missin' so much these days.
We just finished the Drive-By album. Don't worry, your going to be able to get your long-ass alien fingers on it soon. But you must remember. Your head. Remember what the doctor told you about your head. It can only take so much. So we don't wanna overload it YET. Because Drive-By ain't comin' out for a whole ‘nother MONTH! That's right ladies, you'll, be able to get them from us online, or buy one or try and steal one off the merch booth on the upcomin' Twiztid and ABK tour. But it wont be in stores just yet, Drive-By is seriously, deliriously, dangerously underground for right now. You gotta do a lil' work to get this album. You can't just go down the street to the gay-ass mall and get it like that yet... This shit has to be ordered. But don't let your balls drop just yet, because remember, it don't come out for another month.
Damn, that was so fuckin' fresh when Billy Bill won that fuckin' demolition derby tonight. In the Hell's Pit car too. That was some fresh-ass shit.
Man, Shaggy's kids are so off the hook fresh. He walks into the studio and they both come boltin' in around him from both sides doin' flips and rolls all over the warehouse. Two handsome twin boys who know each other like nobody else ever will. And they sure love their daddy. Joey's always twisted a knee or sprainin' a back or somethin' from wrestling with his kids around the house. Man that's what I can't wait to do. JJ can kind of wrestle now. He can stand on my lap, grab my eyelid, and then twist it and almost rip it off. He's gonna be a fresh-ass wrestler. His screams are so high-pitched the dogs run outta the house when JJ starts laughin'. He's gonna be a fresh-ass singer maybe. Who knows. That's what's up. It's ALLLLLLLLLLL good 4 us.
Life in the studio has been fresh for us and so has life at home The only thing we miss is the stage. That's why this year we're not just doing one Hallowicked Clown Show. Nope, we're doing 5! Count them 1, 2, 3, 4, FIVE!!! King Kong Bundy Style, "FIVE!!!" FIVE HALLOWICKED SHOWS THIS YEAR. Minneapolis maybe? Indianapolis possibly? Columbus? Maybe St Louie? This year we're going to bring it as live as we can, straight from the pumpkin patch to the stage...
This has been your boy, Big Violent J reminding you guys that you should never try to hump a woodpecker hole while jumpin' on a trampoline.
I'm out like all them other cars that Billy Bill smashed the fuck up tonight.
Much Clown Love y'all,
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